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Wed, 21 Dec 2005

Fun Stuff
SNL "Lazy Sunday (Chronic of Narnia" rap video.

I love "You can call us Aaron Burr by the way we droppin' Hamiltons" (here's the full lyrics)

Ironically, this parody gives me a better appreciation for real rap. With some of the rhymes I was like, "hey, that's really clever."

(Here's an essay on why it's funny instead of insulting/stupid.)

Virtual Bubblewrap!

Best. Christmas. Lights. Ever. (via Jarrett Wold)
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Tue, 29 Nov 2005

Rails Asset Management
Fluxiom has made made a very impressive digital asset management system based on Ruby on Rails. The demo is very cool (once you get Quicktime 7, that is). It has lots of AJAX effects that make the UI very slick (and that's not surprising because one of the developers is Thomas Fuchs who developed the script.aculo.us JavaScript effects library).

Thomas Fuchs has more about Fluxiom on his blog.

sigh I feel obsolete. I can't tell if Fluxiom does video analysis, though. I didn't notice any in the demo, so it doesn't look like they do video yet. Our saving grace!

If I were building a DAM application from scratch today, I'd do the web app portion using Rails and write web services for the integration with third-party systems like Flip Factory and Virage with whatever APIs those products support (Java or C++ or .Net, preferably Java).
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Fri, 18 Nov 2005

IT workers worst dressed
Corporate stylists in Australia dubbed IT workers the worst dressed:

Short sleeved shirts, man-made fibres and the wrong coloured socks were some of the most common fashion faux-pas cited by corporate stylist, Melanie Moss, who hosted the event on Wednesday night.
"Because the majority of IT people are not in front of customers all the time, they tend to slack off," she said.

However, I'd rather die than show up to work in one of Ms. Moss's "solutions" to this "problem":

aaaaaugh, the pastels, the pastels
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Mon, 14 Nov 2005

Mac OS X Backup and Recovery
I've had my iMac for almost 3 years now and I have never backed it up. Not wanting to tempt fate any longer, I bought a 400 GB external hard drive from OWC. I'm running my first backup (a duplicate of my entire hard drive for emergency recovery) right now.

I found The X Lab's Backup and Recovery helpful for understanding how to get everything set up.
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Mon, 7 Nov 2005

Tag schemas
Philipp Keller: Tags: Database schemas.

I am in favor of the normalized variant, of course.
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Thu, 3 Nov 2005

Craigslist
Q: How does craigslist support its operations?

A: By charging businesses below-market rates for help wanted ads in SF, NYC and LA.
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Web Development Bookmarklets
There's some cool stuff here. Displaying the page's generated DOM tree sounds very useful.
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Tue, 1 Nov 2005

Attractive Parking Garages
Keith Schneider, Michigan Land Use Institute: Winning Downtowns Stack Their Decks: The age of attractive parking structures has arrived.

This article talks about the growing trend of making parking garages attractive, mixed use structures. David Sucher talks about making parking an integral part of your urban fabric, because cars aren't going anywhere. You need to make them less destructive. I think the trend towards attractive parking structures is a big step forward towards solving cities' parking problems.

For example, the parking/traffic situation in Uptown is pretty bad. I think Uptown needs to reduce the amount of surface parking available to non-residents to keep traffic off residential side streets by developing a municipal or private ramp from which developers can "buy" or "trade" parking stops. This would enable denser development in a more pedestrian- and neighborhood-friendly way.

I would've liked to see some discussion of automatic parking ramps, which are able to pack even more cars into the same space. Robotic Parking is one US vendor that builds these structure. They're more popular in Europe, where space is at a premium.

(Via Planetizen)
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Fri, 28 Oct 2005

Family cat sails to France
Star Tribune: Family finds pet cat across the ocean

APPLETON, Wisconsin -- When Emily the cat went missing a month ago, her owners looked for their wandering pet where she had ended up before -- the local animal shelter.
But this week they learned Emily sailed to France.
Lesley McElhiney figures her cat went prowling around a paper warehouse near home and ended up in a cargo container that went by ship across the Atlantic Ocean and was trucked to Nancy, a city in northeastern France near the border with Germany.
Employees at a French lamination company found her in the container, checked her tags and called Emily's veterinarian back in the U.S., John Palarski.
"It probably had access to food and water,'' Palarski said. "I doubt if it went three weeks without it. There must have been a lot of mice on the boat. Even if it was in the cargo department, you would assume there was water down there. She had to have something.''

My cat Scout went missing a few times and we got him back by luck. Once he wandered several miles away and was being fed for a month by a woman, who finally looked at his tag and called us. But this is above and beyond!
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Thu, 27 Oct 2005

Microloans
Kiva allows you to personally give microloans to entrepreneurs in developing countries. This is reputedly the most effective poverty alievation program yet devised.
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Web 2.0 idea generator
Having trouble thinking up a name and idea for your oh-so-hip Web 2.0 company?

Try the generator.

I swear some of these ideas/company names are real (something very close to Infogami definately comes up).

The source code is amusing too.

(Via BoingBoing)
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Wed, 26 Oct 2005

Better Web Forms
Some guidelines.

Particletree: 10 Tips To A Better Form.

A response:

Jesse Andrews: Forms Suck - Re: 10 Tips To A Better Form.
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Tue, 25 Oct 2005

Old News
The Star Tribune has a new-ish feature called Old News which takes a look at the Star and Tribunes' impressive archive of stories from years past.
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Fri, 14 Oct 2005

Leonard Francl, RIP
Those of you who both know me and read my blog know that I don't post much about the details of my personal life. I like to keep them separate. Today, I'm making an exception.

My dad, Len Francl, died July 26 of pancreatic cancer. It was painful for him and my family. I spent much of the summer in Pennsylvania to be with him while he was sick and to help out my mom as much as possible.

Today would've been his 56th birthday.

My dad was a passionate scientist. His field of study was Plant Pathology. When he died, he was Head of the Plant Pathology department at Penn State. He believed, deep in his heart, that agricultural research could make the world a better place by helping to feeding the millions of hungry people in the world. Norman Borlaug was his hero. He inspired my dad to become an agricultural researcher.

Though my father enjoyed successes in his life, he was not a rich man. Nevertheless, he wanted his legacy to live on. So he directed in his will that a memorial endowment be created at Penn State in his name for the advancement of the study of plant epidemiology (the spread of plant diseases).

The Leonard J. Francl Memorial Endowment in Plant Pathology will become perpetually self-sustaining and begin disbursing grants when it reaches $20,000. I've made it my goal to make it reach that level. I sent my first check in today, in honor of my dad's birthday.

I've also set up a website for people to learn about the endowment. Please take a look and let me know if you have any suggestions.

And if you support the goal of making the world a better place through controlling plant disease, consider a donation to Leonard's endowment: sending a check to the Pennsylvania State University, care of the Leonard J. Francl Memorial Endowment in Plant Pathology, 211 Buckhout Laboratory, University Park, PA 16802. For more details, please call (814) 865-7448.
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Thu, 13 Oct 2005

Homeless or Jesus?
Can you tell the difference? (via jwz)

Of course, Jesus said that He was the 'least of these':

Matthew 25:41-45 (NIV):

Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.'

They also will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?'

He will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.'
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Mon, 10 Oct 2005

Shortest book ever
Perl Best Practices

"Don't." ;-)


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Fri, 7 Oct 2005

Ruby for Java Programmers
Some years ago, I read that scripting languages were the cat's pajamas, and you should do as much of your work in them as possible because it's more productive. I knew Perl a little bit. Enough to know I didn't want to learn more. I knew PHP, but that was a web programming language (even more so then), and it also was very crusty. The two other main choices were Python and Ruby.

So, I went to the book store and I grabbed a couple Python and Ruby books. I flipped through them. My thought process went something like this: Python looks good. Clean syntax, lots of resources to learn from, big library. Ruby looks like Python. Except...sort of like Perl, too. Oy. And...it's from Japan and hardly anyone here uses it. Python it is!

And that's how I decided to become a Python programmer.

Flash forward a few years...I'm always kicking about ideas for websites and stuff in my head. But I don't have much time, so I want to be productive. Python would make a great language for this, I think, but how? I'm not going back to straight CGI programming.

Along comes this Ruby on Rails thing. Cool, I think. What a great idea. Where's the Python version?

After a while, I just gave up. Ruby it is.

And in that vein, some links.

From Java to Ruby (With Love)

10 Things Every Java Programmer Should Know About Ruby

Coming to Ruby from Java


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Wed, 5 Oct 2005

Photo + GPS = cool
Dennis Forbes, a regular poster on the Joel on Software forum, has an interesting post about the application of EXIF headers in images and GPS. You could do a lot of cool things with a library of geo-coded photos.

I sent Dennis a message about two very interesting projects I saw at CodeCon 2005 that dealt with this topic.

First, there was Mapr, which isn't strictly GPS, but is a really cool application that works on top of Flickr. It finds place-named tags and puts them on a map. It's an interesting way to look at photos.

Second, there was Photospace which actually used GPS. The guy who wrote it biked around with a GPS taking photos and then coorelated the data using the timestamps on his photos. He could then plot the photos on a map, or search for photos within a certain distance of a zip code and stuff like that. It was VERY cool. Unfortunately, his demo seems to be down. But you can look at the slides and download the code.
Posted at 17:39 Permanent Link

Fridays: short ebooks
Pragmatic Programmers has launched a new product line of short (60-100 pages) books which they are calling Fridays. The first one is $8.50.

It reminds me of what Philip Greenspun has said about writing. In his article What can we learn from Jakob Nielsen? he proposes that computer books are bloated to meet the pressures of the market, where the biggest spine often wins. He suggests that many books are expansions of short core ideas up to book length in order to sell. They would be better as a tight 30-50 pages. And you could deliver them on the web.

Prickly Paradigm Press is also doing something similar by publishing old skool pamphlets, like Rick Perlstein's The Stock Ticker and the Superjumbo and Thomas Geoghegan's The Law in Shambles. They are about 100 pages and cost $10.

This is a promising development in publishing.

There is one problem though -- how do I know if I want to read these ebooks? I can search for web pages and I don't usually have to pay for them. I can flip through books at the book store. But these ebooks aren't free, they're locked up behind paywalls. How do I find them? How do I know it will answer my question?
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Tue, 4 Oct 2005

Zombie Pub Crawl
My friend Chuck is organizing a Zombie Pub Crawl for Oct. 15.

Be there, or get eaten.


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Pedometers
The Anatomy of a Petometer is a good site on how pedometers work and which kinds are best.
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Mon, 3 Oct 2005

Mac OS X: Deactivating services
Services are one of the coolest features of Mac OS X.

However, it seems like every app under the sun wants to add its own services.

Are extraneous services harshing your mellow? Get the Services Manager and deactivate the lame ones.
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Fri, 30 Sep 2005

The Artistic History of Webcomics
The Webcomics Examiner: The Artistic History of Webcomics. An insanely detailed look at some influential webcomics and the development of the medium.

Discusses: Argon Zark, Dilbert, User Friendly, Sluggy Freelance, 8-Bit Theater, Megatokyo, Sinfest, PvP, Penny Arcade, and Scott McCloud.

Via PA.
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Thu, 29 Sep 2005

Weirdest job listing ever
I got a recuriter email today with the most bizzare thing I've ever seen.

It was your standard pitch for a Content Server administrator, but then down at the bottom:

"Please note that this position is located within a smoking work environment."

Um...ok.

I guess it'd be awesome if you smoked.
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Wed, 28 Sep 2005

OTUG: Refactoring Your Wetware, Oct. 18
The Twin Cities Object Technology User Group ( OTUG) is having a lecture on "Refactoring Your Wetware" by pragmatic programmer Andy Hunt on October 18. Details here.

I'll be there. I'm looking forward to it. If you're into programming, you should go too.


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Banned Books
It's banned book week. Which of the ALA's most frequently banned books have you read?

I've read:

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

The Giver by Lois Lowry

A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle

The Witches by Roald Dahl

The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes

A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline Cooney

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain

Where's Waldo? by Martin Hanford (whuhh? -- ed)

Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett

How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell

MN ACLU is commemorating banned book week at three metro-area book stores tonight and tomorrow. See link for details.
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Tue, 27 Sep 2005

Visitors: Log analysis the easy way
I have been doing a little logfile analysis on my web logs (remember when that meant log files, and not blogs?) HTTP access logs to find out where my visitors are coming from and how people are finding my resume.

I've previously used Analog for this and found it to be very difficult to configure. So I looked at a couple new programs.

First, I tried AWStats. It's OK. The beta 6.5 version wouldn't run but the stable 6.4 release was fine. The first run gave me an empty report with no error messages or anything, which was very confusing. After a little tweaking with the config file, I got it to spit out the reports I wanted.

Then I tried Visitors and it is a world of difference. Even though it's a C program, Visitors is much easier to use. There is no config file (just a few simple command line switches) and there are no external dependencies like graphics or CGI programs. Everything on the report is HTML + CSS, included in the file. It doesn't even need to have write access to the disk!

Visitors also has some support for mapping user navigation patterns and outputting this to a list or Graphviz.

I like it. This is log file analysis done right.
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You can make any dude at all understand science
Today's Achewood is awesome. I love Roast Beef's reply.


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Mon, 26 Sep 2005

Foolscap
Congratulations to Gabe from Penny Arcade for getting into a tussle with one of SF's greats, Harlan Ellison.
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Fri, 23 Sep 2005

Mac Key Sequences
Magical Macintosh Key Sequences ( PDF)

Mac OS X keyboard shortcuts
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iPod Nano vs. GameBoy Micro
The iPod Nano and the GameBoy Micro are both amazingly small. Engadget poster Psiven made images comparing them side-by-side.


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Two Landings
On Wednesday 9/21 there were two extraordinary landings.

CNN: Jet makes emergency landing -- the amazing JetBlue emergency landing. In a post-modern twist, passengers were able to watch their ordeal live on CNN.

AP: Pilots allegedly faked emergency so soccer fans could watch game -- A charter pilot had a delima: his 289 passengers, Gambian soccer fanatics, were going to miss their game in Piura, Peru. So instead of land in Lima as scheduled, he faked low fuel and did an emergency landing in Piura. FWIW, Gambria won the match 3-1.
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Thu, 22 Sep 2005

Congrats, Ry4an
My congratulations to Ry4an!

A milestone: this is the first engagement announcement that I have received through RSS.
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Widget Links
Here's some links that are useful if you're developing Tiger Widgets.

Apple Developer Connection: Developing Dashboard Widgets

Apple Developer Connection: Dashboard Programming Guide

MacDevCenter.com: Build a Dashboard Widget

MacDevCenter.com: Let's Build Another Dashboard Widget

Mesa Dynamics: Amnesty lets you run widgets outside the Dashboard, which is useful when you're debugging them. ($20, seems cool enough to buy if you made a lot of widgets. 30 day trial.)

I do wish Apple would make an IDE for building widgets. It'd be helpful.

Also, you can open up any widget and look at its source code by control-clicking/right-clicking on it and selecting "Show Package Contents".
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Wed, 21 Sep 2005

My First Widget
Those of you using Mac OS X Tiger and living in the Twin Cities metro area may be interested in the little widget I wrote tonight. It displays MNDOT's traffic map.

Sure, you could just go to their webpage, but maybe this will be a little easier. Or not. Anyway, it was fun to write. It really is the world's simplest widget. It just displays an image!
Posted at 23:09 Permanent Link

Python Challenge
I heard about the Python Challenge today.

It's a pretty fun way to stretch your Python. I made it through the first couple levels fairly easily, but I did have to run crying to the tutorial.
Posted at 17:51 Permanent Link

pgdiff
This is cool. pgdiff analyzes the structure of two databases and produces SQL that will synchronize them.

Don't waste your time figuring out what modifications your database requires. Let pgdiff do the work for you!
As an example, consider a project where you have a SQL schema in a source code repository, a test server and a production server. By using pgdiff, you can guarantee that your database changes are migrated properly from source to test, and from test to production. By solving this problem programmatically, the chance for human error is greatly reduced.

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Tue, 20 Sep 2005

Micro ISV
Bob Walsh is writing a book on how to start a Micro ISV (a small software company). It's based on his experience starting an Micro ISV and not being able to find any good advice. The outline sounds good.

His blog

Joel on Software forum annoucement

The Amazon.com page for the book-in-progress.


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Mon, 12 Sep 2005

Ouch
I'm having some transportation difficulties lately.

I broke the passenger-side mirror on our car pulling out of the garage. Cost to fix: $450.

And today I was riding my bike into work. It was a little wet from the rain. Coming down the hill into the office parking ramp, I took the turn too fast. Trying to avoid the curb, my bike slid out from under me and I ended up tasting some asphalt with my elbow. I wasn't seriously hurt (though my elbow still hasn't stopped oozing -- yuck), but my bike hit the curb and the front tire is fucked.
Posted at 19:53 Permanent Link

ReSource Power Station
Well knock me down and call me a yuppie. I actually saw something Sky Mall that I want.

The ReSource PowerStation is a desktop power strip for up to three rechargable devices (cell phone, iPod, PDA, GameBoy, etc.). It hides the cords and you always know where to find your stuff.

I think this would be pretty useful as it would help me eliminate the ritual morning hunt for my cell phone.
Posted at 19:48 Permanent Link

Stupid Utopias
Jeremy Adam Smith: The Ten Stupidest Utopias! (via Boing Boing)

I had no idea that Modernist architecture was so inspired by fascism. It makes sense.
Posted at 17:28 Permanent Link

Cool Ceiling Fan
I was at Home Depot (or Home Despot as my co-worker likes to call it) this weekend and I saw this cool ceiling fan there.

It looks like it's out the HQ from some gritty cop movie.

Also, it reminds me of the super-cool retro Ecco fans (see also Home Portfolio).
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Fri, 9 Sep 2005

Bike Commuting: Braving the Burbs
I have never riden my bike to work since my company moved to Eden Prairie.

However, today, I am going to ride my bike home. Here's my route thanks to the Gmaps Pedometer. It's about 13 miles. We'll see how it goes.

Update: Here's a shorter, more complicated route. I think this is what my co-worker Dan uses when he rides.

Update 2: I made it home safe in 1 hour 18 minutes (including copious time to stop and figure out where the hell I was). The bike map I had lied, there wasn't an off-street trail for the first part of the trip. But aside from some little shit kids in Hopkins throwing a rock at me, it worked out OK (they missed).
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Thu, 8 Sep 2005

Tiger Secrets
Tiger Secrets: System settings / 20 top-secret tweaks that can bend OS X 10.4 to your will

Some neat tips.

I think the workflow/Automator feature of Tiger is kind of cool, but still very rough. You can create workflows and put them in a directory to make them contextual menu items, but this is obscure and not well documented. Automator will also pop up some very strange AppleScript errors (it's really just a GUI builder for AppleScript) if you do something wrong. It was also difficult to get my mind around the order Automator wants to do things in.

But after a little effort, I did make a little batch rename thing to add a string prefix to a set of file names. It would've been easier to do in Python but now I can access it from the contextual menu.
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Nonprofit Matrix
The Nonprofit Matrix has a good list of software for non-profits.
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Tue, 6 Sep 2005

Liquor Laws Loosened
Minneapolis liquor stores may soon be able to sell until 10 PM.

Next stop: Sunday sales!

1960s, here we come!
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Sat, 27 Aug 2005

Fargo Band Family Tree
The Fargo Band Family Tree is awesome.

I was kind of a loser back then and didn't go to many Fargo Rock shows, but I've seen a lot of the bands that came out of Fargo.

Via MNSpeak.
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Thu, 25 Aug 2005

Ruby and Unicode
Ruby 1.8's Unicode support is lacking when compared to languages with baked-in Unicode, like Java.

There is library called jcode that lets you use Unicode strings, but it doesn't override the standard string length methods, so you need to know you're using Unicode, which sucks.

According to a rumors I've heard, this lack of native unicode support is tied into Japanese lack of enthusiasm for Unicode. Apparently, many Japanese are upset by the Han unification process, which uses the same codepoints for Han characters in many East Asian languages. Localized fonts can display the perfered national/regional variations, but not within the same document without tweaking.

We'll see what the future holds for Ruby and Unicode.
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Wed, 24 Aug 2005

More PRT: Rebuttal
A PRT advocate wrote in in response to yesterday's post. Here's some links he has put together to rebut opposition to PRT.

See How They Distort: Two examples of anti-PRT propaganda

He writes, "However, being wrong does not stop Avidor from repeating those claims in forum after forum." http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/soundoff/comment.asp?articleID=237159 http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/opinion/237556_antiprtop.html

Frankly, the fact that elevated guideways are ugly as hell is enough to make me oppose PRT.

Feel free to try PRT somewhere to find out if it actually works. Just not in my (and Ken's) city.
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Tue, 23 Aug 2005

Personal Rapid Transit links
Personal Rapid Transit (PRT) has bugged me for a while. It seems too good to be true -- or at least, it's proponents present it as too good to be true. It's ugly (elevated tracks in front of every building in town? Yeah, no thanks). And it often seems to be a stalking horse for the auto industry, much as buses were in the 1930s-1960s as privately operated rail transit networks were bought up, run down, replaced with buses, and dumped on the government.

Here's some links on PRT that I've dug up recently.

Gadgetbahn by Aaron Naparstek

Personal Rapid Transit is Bogus by "prtskeptic" aka Ken Avidor

Let's Get Real About Personal Rapid Transit by Ken Avidor in Light Rail Now

PRT - A Cargo Cult of the Post-Petroleum Era by Ken Avidor (worth it for the illustration alone)

Personal Rapid Transit - Cyberspace Dream Keeps Colliding With Reality at Light Rail Now

PRT is a Joke by Ken Avidor (a portal of sorts)
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Portland
Can a place be too perfect?

Portland sounds awesome.
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Wed, 17 Aug 2005

Lost cat?
Does this cat need a home?

black and white kitty

This young cat has been hanging around 31st and Emerson in Uptown all evening today (Wednesday, August 17). She has a red collar with metal stars on it, but no nametag. She's just been fixed; the stitches are still visible. And she's very friendly.

Hopefully, she is an outdoor cat or she just got out and lives nearby, and her owner will find her.

But if you know anyone in Uptown who is missing a cat of this discription, please email me, or just come look for her.
Posted at 21:09 Permanent Link

Piranhna!
stuffed piranhna

My office is moving, and the company is selling some stuff. None of it is as cool as these little dot-com relics: piranhna award trophies!
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Fri, 29 Jul 2005

Faxing
Me: "Hi. I need to fax a document. Can I email it to you and have you fax it?"

Kinkos: "We prefer you don't do that. We prefer you drop it off."

Me: "OK..."

Goodbye Kinkos, hello TPC.INT. And it's free. What a great service for sending an occassional plain-text fax.
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Wed, 20 Jul 2005

Prius Plural
What's the plural of Prius?

Priuses, Prii, or simply Prius?
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Tue, 19 Jul 2005

Mark Bittman
Mark Bittman wrote the great cookbook How To Cook Everything which I recieved as a gift last Christmas. I like it because the recipes are simple, the food is good, and Bittman's style encourages variations and experimentation. Almost ever recipe is followed by a few alterations, substitutions and additions. It's great for someone who wants to break out from just following instructions.

I just found out that he's got a TV show.

It's How to Cook Everything: Mark Bittman Takes On America's Chefs. On the show, famous chefs make their signature dishes, while Bittman tries to match it with a home-cooked version. It'll be out on DVD soon. I may have to pick it up.
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Tue, 12 Jul 2005

Charles Pellegrino
I mentioned Charles Pellegrino in my previous post, and also in my post about Battlestar Galatica, so clearly his book Flying to Valhalla had a pretty big impact on me. Not that it was really good or anything, but the ideas in it have stuck with me for a long time. The treatment of the aliens is interesting, too: Their civization has fallen because of genetic engineering which has given them photographic memory. They become too bogged down in the specifics (naming every tree in a forest) to function at a high level.

Thinking maybe I should check this book out again, I was looking into Pellegario's books at Amazon, and he's even more interesting a character than I thought. He's an expert on the Titanic, and has written two books about it. He is a paleo-archeologist who has designed space-propulsion engines and hangs out with Arthur C. Clarke. His work seems characterized by combining his widely-varied intrests (this finally explains to me why the Titanic plays a role in Flying to Valhalla).

He's also sort of strange. Consider his reviews on Amazon, which are under his Real Name(tm), but oddly refer to himself in the third person as they defend his research. His books have the air of the 'crank' about him (and notice his extreme distress at criticism in the Amazon comments and on his website). Which other reviews are actually him? The one entitled "Defending Time Gate" by "A reader" sure sounds like him. See Michael Parfit's scathing review in the New York Times, and Pellegrino's response. And what's this stuff about zealots in New Zealand burning his lab?

It seems, at minimum, that he has a habit of writing that gives a false impression, then tempermentally clarifying his remarks with what seems a technical distinction. But it seems by and large he's on the level. I am going to try to pick some up and see if they're any good.

These sound interesting:

Return to Sodom and Gomorrah takes a look at the historical context for Old Testement events, a topic I am fascinated in because I've been reading the fantasitc Darthmouth Bible, which is abridged and annotated for help understanding biblical references. It has me convinced of the historicism of lots of the OT.

Ghosts of the Titanic, on the last minutes of the Titanic and memories by those who were there.

Ghosts of Vesuvius uses forensic archaeology to uncover what happened at Vesuvius, and by connection, on 9/11.

Unearthing Atlantis: This review is so funny it makes me want to read the book: "Pellegrino's voyages into the Earth and back through time are so eye-opening, even mind bending, that you will never look at your world, or even your own back yard, the same way again. I know I won't. Like his other archaeology books, you simply cannot put this one down. They read better than any novel - and especially better than Pellegrino's own science fiction novels."
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Notes on The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell
I just finished reading The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell. The book is the story of first contact with aliens by a mission led by Jesuits. It's a metaphor for the disastorous results of contact of the native Americans by Europeans in the 1500s. They meant no harm, but screwed up utterly (the details of how they change the native species' is left for the second book, but we get some hints of what's happening).

I found the book engaging but it seemed to lack the really big payoff that it promises in the begining.

As it is a metaphor for the New World, it does suffer from a bit of SF cliche. The world is very Earth-like, both intelligent species are vaugely hominid, they can learn English, and we can learn their languages, they come in male and female sexes exactly anagolous to earth. The aliens are fairly primative so that the contact is on about the same technological level as the European/American contact.

And because Russell wants to tell a story resembling that of a missionary party, the contact is a little stupid, in my opinion. Instead of pulling their asteroid/spaceship in orbit above some city, and radioing "take us to your leaders", they land in the wilderness (undectected! Do they have no telesopes on this planet?) and make contact with a rural village. I do not think this would be my first instinct.

It reminded me, in a way, of Charles Pellegrino's Flying to Valhalla, but probably just because that book also deals with relativistic travel to Alpha Centauri and first contact (the biology's a little more believable in that book).

It also has more than a little in common with James Blish's A Case of Conscience, though the author claims not to have read it. She didn't really set out to write a science fiction book, so I believe that.

Here's some links about the book:

Infinity Plus review

John D Owen: A Case of Conscience for Mary Doria Russell in Infinity Plus criticizes the author for ripping off A Case of Conscience.

The author's FAQ


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Guns Germs and Steel, the movie
Cool. PBS made a documentary out of Jared Diamond's excellent and thought-provoking book Guns, Germs and Steel.

In the Twin Cities, it's running between July 12 and the 23 on TPT.

Hopefully they'll put out a DVD so I'll be able to check it out.
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Wed, 6 Jul 2005

Eloise Butler Wildflower Garden Photography Contest
While I was on a bike ride this lovely July 4th, I saw that the Eloise Butler Wildflower Garden is having a photography contest for flowers, wildlife, and visitors this summer. Photos need to be submitted by September 30th. I can't find any details online, so check out the park for details. It's worth a visit.
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Density
Two quick links from WorldChanging.

1. Density as Efficiency. Dense urban living (potentially) saves more energy than super-efficient single family Energy Star homes in a suburban patttern. This is interesting, because I was just talking to some friends who want to buy land out in the country and live sustainably. Not to begrudge their choices too much, because they are doing more for the environment than 99% of the people I know, but that sounds an awful lot like the vain quest for arcadia that promotes urban sprawl. You move out to the country to get away from it all, and pretty soon find you don't live in the country any more. I was wondering if living in the city was more sustainable. With this study, maybe it is possible to do so.

2. How Dense can we be? This has a link to the Lincoln Institute of Land Policy's super cool site Visualizing Density. Wow, what a great site. You can really get a feel for how livable density can be, if planned out appropriately. And you also get a feel for how monotonous suburan development really is.
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Orgasmatones
If only I lived in the UK.
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Thu, 30 Jun 2005

And the internet is better...why?
I just called in to consolate my student loans before the June 30th deadline (the interest rates are going up tomorrow).

Yes I'm a procrastinator. But in my defense, I tried to do it online a couple of days ago and got some sort of session timeout error. No problem, I figured. I'll take care of it later. Today's the deadline, so I logged back on tonight. Or rather, I tried to. Their server was totally pegged. After numerous attempts, I just gave up.

Instead, I called the Student Loan phone line, helpfully open until midnight PST today. After waiting on hold for 20 minutes or so, a nice, helpful woman got my basic information (far, far less than is asked for on the web form) and locked me in for today's intrest rate. They'll send me the rest of the paperwork in the mail.

What good is this internet thing, again?
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Reading The Sound and The Fury
My book club is reading William Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury this month. I've owned it for a few years, but never touched it because of it's reputation for being difficult.

Having read it, I can attest that it definately is difficult.

After finishing it, I read the appendix which clarifies some things (and confuses others) and realized I'd missed much of the novel.

I found some helpful resources on the web:

The William Faulkner Foundation's character list, chronology, glossary, and explanation of the title help clarify things a great deal.

Ole Miss has a "Faulkner Web" with Sound and the Fury commentary.

The hypertext version from the University of Saskatchewan is excellent. They've created a great resource. For example, you can read Benjy's section of the novel in chronological order. They've also highlighted Quentin's flashbacks by topic so you can determine what the hell he's thinking about.
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Fri, 24 Jun 2005

House Blog/Cat Blog: New Couch
I got a new couch. It converts into a bed in an innovative way. This is another way of saying that I am a sucker for shiny things.

tucker on the couch

Tucker shows off the new couch.


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Wed, 15 Jun 2005

House Blog: Marked for Death
The condo we bought shares an elm tree with our neighbor. I knew it wouldn't last forever. Ten thousand trees a year are culled in Minneapolis to slow the spread of Dutch elm disease. But I didn't think it'd get marked for death within a month of moving in!

It's going to be expensive to get rid of.


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Twin Cities TV
AP: Twin Cities Not So Hot for TV Ratings

Interesting. Though the Twin Cities is the 14th largest metro region in the country, it ranks 201st in TV watching. Nielsen Media Research chalks it up to the higher number of college graduates here. I guess smart people watch less TV. Should that make me feel superior cuz I don't have one?

Seriously, though: Movies are fun to watch at home, but TV is a waste of time. There are some good shows, but the commericials are unbearable after you haven't watched them for a while. Better to rent the shows you want to watch on DVD.
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Wind Turbines
I heart wind turbines

I think wind turbines are super cool. I'm trying to make a graphic like the above. Go tell me what you think about it.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2005

Cat Tailor
BEST WEBSITE EVER!
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Fri, 10 Jun 2005

But which time zone?
Sex sells.

CNN: Racy 'Gilligan' ad draws protest

A 60-second "director's cut" version of the clip is also available on TBS.com, but only after 10 p.m. Traffic on the Web site has doubled, to its highest level ever, according to Koonin.

But after 10 PM in which time zone?

It's always after 10 PM somewhere...
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Mon, 6 Jun 2005

Apple on Intel
So, it's true. Apple is moving to Intel chips. How many decades has this rumor waited to come true?

What I don't get is how Apple survives the Osborne effect (via Daring Fireball). Osborne put itself out of business by pre-announcing its new, improved hardware...leading no one to buy its current hardware.

Why will anyone buy a Mac until 2006?

On the plus side...

...faster, cooler, longer-running laptops

...better Windows emulators (or a version of VMWare?)

...easier game ports?

...Wine on OS X (via Jason)

...Dual boot? (Or triple boot: Mac/Linux/Windows)

On the minus side...

...Emulation of old apps will probably be slow

...transitions like this are always painful

...Apple is giving up on the PowerPC processor, so eventually all the PowerPC customers (e.g., me) will be left in the dust. Apps won't get ported, new OS versions won't get released.

Anyone want to buy a G4 iMac? ;)
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Thu, 2 Jun 2005

Fair Use Day
Fair Use Day is July 11. My birthday!
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Fri, 27 May 2005

Coen + Partners: Thought that looked familar
Reading an article about Minneapolis-based architects Coen + Partners, I saw a photo of some of their work in Marine-on-Saint-Croix and I thought it looked familar. Sure enough, I used to work in the same building as them in downtown Minneapolis and they had a display in the loby.

On their work itself, it seems to be an improvement over McMansion tract homes, but inasmuch as it promotes/requires a car-dependent lifestyle, its not much of an improvement.
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Wed, 25 May 2005

HouseBlog: Sweeper Vac
Buying property changes you. Before, my apartment was a disaster. Now, I read about the Dirt Devil Sweeper Vac ( product stats) and think, "I need that." Even though it traps you in the damnable disposable consumption cycle of the all-powerful Swifter Empire.

But it picks up pet hair!


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Thu, 19 May 2005

Work Spam
Just got my first-ever spam to my work email address. Probably due to my posts on the Lucene mailing list. Curses!
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Tue, 17 May 2005

Laleh Seddigh
The New York Times has an article about Laleh Seddigh, the first female Iranian race car driver to compete against men. Scratch that, the first female to compete against men in any sport since the Islamic Revolution. In March, she won that country's national championship. Laleh may be Iran's answer to Jackie Robinson.

And I can't be the only one who thinks she's pretty hot, too.

Here's some photos I found on the web. These are mirrored locally so they won't break.

It's an exciting time for Iran. The country is changing, and hopefully moving to a more free and democratic future.
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SQL Zoo
The A Gentle Introduction to SQL is a good guide to how SQL works on various databases. What makes this really cool is that the tutorial is hooked up to eight different databases, which you can try out queries on.

And it has a great domain name: sqlzoo.com.
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GotLogos
Last year, I linked to Design Outpost, a site where designers from around the world compete to create logos, business cards, letterheads, etc at low prices. It's globalization in action, with the benefits going to people and small businessess who can't afford to hire a designer (the losers would be low-cost Western designers who can't afford to compete at these starvation wages). My friend Ry4an later used the site to get a very nicely designed business card for an affordable price.

Off BoingBoing today, I saw a link to Kevin Kelly's review of GotLogos. [GotLogos] provides a similar service, but more limited (logos only, only one design to chose from) and cheaper ($25, $10 per revision).
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Mon, 16 May 2005

Tetris Shelves
File under, "If I had more money": Tetris piece shelves by Brave Space Design.

People in the comments of that blog post are bitching about the price, which is unaffordable for most tetris fans, but not unreasonable considering the limited production and the fine workmanship required. The owners of the company that made them replied (see Jesse's comment at 16:05): "WE ARE NOT IKEA." But they are looking to make a cheaper version (~$90 per block), probably with a back. Now that, I could go for.
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Star Wars
I just read one of the most insightful comments on Star Wars that I've ever seen.

Thinker writes:

Actually, Return of the Jedi also sucked.
It lacked any sense of catharsis comparable to, say, in the Lord of the Rings, when the destruction of the Ring costs Frodo his well-being and means that elves and their magic must leave Middle Earth.
If, for example, the Jedi had sacrificed their control over The Force and Luke had died to overthrow the Empire, it would have had a sense of catharsis.
To extend the Tolkien analogy further, the first three episodes (I, II, and III ) generally suck, as compared to the last three for the same reason The Similarion sucks compared to The Lord of the Rings. There is something magic about a tale built upon a half-told prior story. When that prior story is spelt out, it sucks.
(Predition, if JK Rowling should write a prequel to Harry Potter, describing his parents' lives, that too would suck )
The remarkable thing about Star Wars is that The Empire Strikes Back, unlike most sequels, was excellent.

The rest of the thread has some good thoughts too.

Update: Here's another good one from Mnemosyne:

Short Version of How I Would Have Fixed Episodes I & II:
- Made Anakin older in Episode I, 12 at a minimum. Among other reasons, because having 16-year-old Amidala making goo-goo eyes at an 8-year-old was incredibly creepy and made her look like a child molester. But also because Anakin's abilities were literally physically impossible in a child that age.
- Made Obi-Wan and Anakin rivals for Amidala's love, or at least given Obi-Wan an unrequited passion for Amidala. Sure, the love triangle is the oldest story in the book, but that's because it works. Plus it puts Obi-Wan's actions in the later movies in a whole new light, making Luke the son of the woman Obi-Wan loved and lost.
Seeing Hayden Christensen in Shattered Glass was a revelation. George Lucas picked some great actors for the films ... and then let them wither on the vine.

I agree. Lucas should've started the story closer to the end. Having Anakin be older would've been a great start (not to mention way more plausable), and a love triangle sounds like a good idea to me. Oh, and get rid of the droids. It's just too pat that Darth Vader made R2D2 and C3PO.
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Thu, 12 May 2005

House Blog: Packing
Packing.

Boxes of books: 17.
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Tue, 10 May 2005

Orson Scott Card on Star Trek
Orson Scott Card: Lived too long, prospered too much.

Good essay on Star Trek.

Obl. diss...

Card writes:

The original 'Star Trek,' created by Gene Roddenberry, was, with a few exceptions, bad in every way that a science-fiction television show could be bad....
This was in the days before series characters were allowed to grow and change, before episodic television was allowed to have a through line. So it didn't matter which episode you might be watching, from which year -- the characters were exactly the same.

Says the man who's made a career out of turning a very good novella into a sprawling empire of "Ender" books?
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Sun, 8 May 2005

County Commemorative Pennies
The Onion: U.S. Mint Gears Up To Issue Commemorative County Pennies:

Starting in 2006, the U.S. Mint will release five new pennies per year for the next 629 years. While the process will be a long one, residents of the nation's 3,143 counties and county equivalents have already begun debating how their regions should be depicted.

Does anyone else think this actually sounds like a pretty cool idea? First, the idea of a penny for your county is cool. Second, it would give notoriously short-sighted Americans some sense of perspective.

However, I would do it one penny per month, just like the quarters. So it would "only" take about 262 years to get all the pennies out.
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Fri, 6 May 2005

Kurt on the stadium
My old co-worker Kurt got a letter in the Strib today:

Spending his money
"I don't mind paying three cents on $20 to see an outdoor baseball game." I keep hearing this from supporters of the proposed baseball tax. More accurately they should be saying: "I don't mind everyone else paying three cents on their $20 so that I can see an outdoor baseball game."
Kurt Mehlhoff, Minneapolis.

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Tue, 3 May 2005

HouseBlog: Condo conversions
We bought a condo, so I've been paying attention to condo developement trends in the city.

Star Tribune: Mondo Condos

Southwest Journal: The rules of the condo conversion game
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Unison
If Unison works as advertised, it would be a pretty awesome way to keep multiple computers bidirectionally synchronized without mucking around with rsych or source control (overkill).

I'd try it out, but I only really have one computer. Maybe I should synchronize my home directory with my webserver or something.
Posted at 17:23 Permanent Link

Ask the Headhunter
Ask the Headhunter is sort of like Joel on Software for HR. Author Nick Corcodilos has some interesting articles that are worth reading for insight on how hiring and headhunting work, plus tips on how best to get hired, get a raise, and resign.
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Mon, 2 May 2005

911 Hamburger
Would you call 911 for a hamburger? One Orange County Soccer mom (or a woman impersonating an Orange County soccer mom) did.

The transcript is funny but the audio is hilarious (WMA).

Snopes says it's undetermined, but the Orange County Sheriff Departmend did confirm that the call did take place.

Via Political Animal.
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Sun, 1 May 2005

House Blog #1
So, we bought a condo. I'm a home owner!

Condo exterior

It's the one on the top left.

Today, we paid our last rent check.

Last check

Yesss!
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Sat, 30 Apr 2005

Yessssssss
Minneapolis Happy Hour
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Fri, 29 Apr 2005

Tiger Review
Finally, an in-depth review of Tiger (and when I say in depth I mean it!).

Tiger sounds awesome, and I'm looking forward to getting it.

However, as in previous versions of Mac OS X, there are so many little annoyances that drive Mac-heads like John Siracusa crazy. Why can't Apple fix the damn finder?

Maybe next version.
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Thu, 28 Apr 2005

Four Tigers
Star Tribune: 4 tigers attack Minneapolis woman.

Not one tiger, not two tigers, but four tigers!

Best line in the article: "We believe Mr. Oly is in violation of that," Albers said Thursday. "He has seven (tigers), and you are only allowed to have three."
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Wed, 27 Apr 2005

The Man Who Planted Trees
World Changing posted a copy of The Man Who Planted Trees (L'homme qui plantait des arbres). I saw the amazing video adaptation of this essay when I was in junior high school, and what do you know, you can watch most of it online or buy it for $30 on VHS or DVD. Unfortunately, the Minneapolis Public Library doesn't seem to have a copy.
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Wed, 20 Apr 2005

Upload Progress Monitor
This is really cool: Live updating upload progress monitor.
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Amendment II
I was just reading the Bill of Rights and I noticed something that I'm sure comes as no surprise to Constitutional scholars, but was new to me and I found interesting.

The Second Amendment reads:

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Gun control activists often argue that the milita was equivalent to today's National Guard, and much discussion centers around what a "well regulated" militia is. Are random people owning guns a "well regulated" militia? Or, could gun ownership be restricted to the National Guard, as the successor to the militia of the 1700s?

I just noticed that the Fifth Amendment also mentions the militia:

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

This amendment makes a distinction between the "land or naval forces" and the "militia" which indicates to me that the Founders intended the militia not the same as the regular armed forces. Considering the way the National Guard is used today, can you say that they are different from the regular forces? Then again, we don't really have a militia any more.

I'm not really drawing any conclusions from this. As I said above, I'm sure other people have hashed this out at length. And furthermore, in a very real way, the gun control debate is dead at a national level. The gun rights activists have won. Consider that the Chair of the Democratic Party does not believe in national gun control beyond what we currently have.

But it was something I hadn't noticed before and I thought it was interesting.
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Tue, 19 Apr 2005

Rails Day
June 4th, 2005 is Rails Day, a 24 hour contest to make the coolest Ruby on Rails application with some nice prizes. Hmmm...
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Mon, 18 Apr 2005

I caught a turtle today
One of the few good things about working out in Eden Prairie is that occasionally I see some wildlife. I work next to a small lake and creek (My office is actually built on the creek's wetlands, oh well).

Last night there was quite a bit of rain and the creek was gushing today. I went out to take a walk, and the lake was the highest I've ever seen it. As I was watching the water flow over the dam, I caught a splash in the corner of my eye. Fish! There were some carp fighting against the current. I spent some time enjoying the warm day and watching for another glimpse of the fish.

I started walking back, but stopped to take a look at the lower dam, which was totally submerged. A painted box turtle was crawling on the top of it against the current. He wasn't making a whole lot of progress, so I reached down and grabbed him out of the water. He was totally fearless. "You're supposed to crawl inside your shell!" I told him, but he would have none of that. I set him down on the concrete lip of the dam. He did a quick 180 and dove into the water (with the current this time).
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Google Vacation
In December 2003, I went on vacation to Vieques, PR to visit friends and soak up the rays. It was beautiful there -- for a place that was 2/3rds bombing range for a long time, anyway. Because it was used for target practice by the Navy and Marines, Vieques is not as developed as other tourist destinations in the Caribbean. It retains its rural character. Wild horses roam the island, and chickens run around the streets of the two small towns. We were awakened by roosters every morning. Sadly, that's changing now that the military has ceased bombing. I hope that the Viequenses can profit from the new tourism while maintaining the character of the place.

I didn't go on a vacation this winter, but I've been doing some vicarious Google Vacationing with Google Maps. Here's Vieques (those white things are clouds). You can zoom in quite a bit.

You might also want to visit Old San Juan.
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Wed, 13 Apr 2005

SQL Reserved Words
Here's a list of all the reserved words from the SQL standard and various vendors.

It's useful when picking names for your columns.

DB2 doesn't seem to mind when you use some of these words as column names, which is causing me some grief right now.
Posted at 15:59 Permanent Link

GOSH! You guys!
Napolean Dynamite DVDCheck out this Idaho resolution honoring Napoleon Dynamite filmmakers Jared and Jerusha Hess.

Some of the more notable WHEREAS clauses:

WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export...

WHEREAS, Uncle Rico's football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics...

WHEREAS, Napoleon's bicycle and Kip's skateboard promote better air quality and carpooling as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transportation...

WHEREAS, Napoleon's artistic rendition of Trisha is an example of the importance of the visual arts in K-12 education...

WHEREAS, Kip's relationship with LaFawnduh is a tribute to e-commerce and Idaho's technology-driven industry...

WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of Their Lives!"
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Tue, 12 Apr 2005

Dabblers and Blowhards
Maciej Ceglowski: Dabblers and Blowhards.
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Fri, 1 Apr 2005

Command line Google search position checker
This Perl program determines where a URL is on the search ranking for a given query.
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Thu, 31 Mar 2005

Database Rosetta Stone
Troels Arvin: Comparison of different SQL implementations.

John Lim: Tips on Writing Portable SQL.
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Scorched Earth
Ars Technica: An interview with the creator of Scorched Earth, Wendell T. Hicken.

Now, this brings me back! I have fond memories of playing many hours of Scorched Earth on my 386 back in the day.
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Tue, 29 Mar 2005

La Vida Robot
This story about four undocumented Mexican immigrant teenagers who won the national underwater robotics competition is really amazing.
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Mon, 28 Mar 2005

Web Programming Matters Most
Ian Bicking: Why Web Programming Matters Most.

I am a Python programmer, but as I've noted before, I've been frustrated trying to figure out the "right" or "best" way to develop web applications in Python. I can and do use Python for command line utilities, but web progamming is what I do and it's what I think about when I want to solve a problem and have people use it.

Think about it this way: The web won the API War. Which programming language is going to give me the easiest meta-API for programming to the the web?

Right now, it's PHP for commodity stuff and Java on the high end. Neither of these are very attractive for the enthusist programmer. PHP is an abomination, giving Perl a run for its money, and Java is heavy-weight and hard to get cheap hosting. I would love to have another alternative. It should have lots of developers so I know it's got a future. It'd be nice if it was cheap to get hosting, too. Right now, Ruby on Rails is winning the PR battle to be this platform.
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Fri, 25 Mar 2005

When to buy a Mac
Mac Rumors release tracker is the best way to know when to buy a Mac, so you don't buy one right before a new model comes out.

(This isn't news, it's just for my own personal reference.)

This is cool: Apple iPod Camera Connector

The iPod Photo finally has a reason for existence. With iPod Software 1.1 and this camera connector, you can now transfer photos directly from your digital camera to the iPod, and then view them immediately. No computer required!
Posted at 16:33 Permanent Link

Fisheye
The source code browsing tool Fisheye from Cenqua (makers of test coverage tool Clover) looks impressive.

I like the way it gives you a birds-eye view of the status of your code, along with the usual features of ViewCVS.
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Thu, 24 Mar 2005

Band to Band
Band to Band rules!
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Structured Blogging
Structured Blogging looks cool. It allows you to add extra metadata to posts about different things, like movie or book reviews so they can be displayed differently by the blog software.
Posted at 13:56 Permanent Link

Agent to the Stars

I read John Scalzi's first novel Agent to the Stars online. He wrote the book as a "practice novel" at age 28 just in time for his 10 year high school reunion (and making me feel inadequate) and has had it online since 1999. Now he's publishing a small run with a spiffy cover by Gabe from Penny Arcade.

I've never read any books online before, but this one sucked me in. It's light-hearted and a quick read. And Scalzi's answering comments in a guest book thread, which is really cool of him.

If you need a fun way to spend a couple hours, take a look.
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Wed, 23 Mar 2005

Open Source Digital Asset Management Software
Call it professional curiousity. I spent some time looking into open source digital asset management (DAM) software.

I found two, both aimed primarily at libraries.

DSpace from MIT.

D-Lib Magazine: DSpace: An Open Source Dynamic Digital Repository.

Fedora from Cornell and the University of Virginia.

D-Lib Magazine: The Fedora Project: An Open-source Digital Object Repository Management System

Fedora seems to have weaker searching, which is important in big repositories.
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Tue, 22 Mar 2005

DVD versus CD Pricing
Dynamic Pricing: DVD versus CD Strategies. Why are sales of DVDs increasing while sales of CDs stagnate? DVDs are price sensitive...and cheaper.


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Mon, 21 Mar 2005

Starkiller
Starkiller ("The Jedi Bendu Script Site") has many of the drafts of the Star Wars scripts, if you're interested in that sort of thing.

As bad as Star Wars is (let us admit, objectively), it's amazing how bad it could have been. George Lucas could've subjected us to the Bogan Force and the adventures of Annikin Starkiller and his lazer sword.

Still, it's interesting to look at the development of the story to see how it changed.

The story synopsis from May 1973 is barely recognizable, but some of the plot elements and names are there. The rough draft is also compelling in its own way, but very different from the final product (in this version 6 star fighters nearly destroy the Death Star because of its patheticly vulnerable design). The original version of "May the force be with you" was "May the force of others be with you" -- a stragely touching sentiment.

Via Society Dome, with a true Star Wars fan's sense of dread about The Revenge of the Sith.
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Fri, 18 Mar 2005

Affluenza
I enjoyed this Daily Kos diary about "affluenza": Everything I Own, Owns Me.

The author starts off by quoting a George Carlin routine:

That's all your house is-a place to keep your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time. A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it, and when you leave your house, you've got to lock it up. You wouldn't want to somebody to come by and take some of your stuff. That's what your house is-a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. Sometimes you've got to move-got to get a bigger house. Why? No room for your stuff anymore." George Carlin, A Place for My Stuff 1981

Then there's this:

Since 1985, Marc Mirngoff, a professor at the Fordham Institute for Innovation in Social Policy, has published an "Index of Social Health." Combining 16 indicators -- including infant mortality, high school graduation, and homicide rates -- the index is a holistic overview of how well the country is doing with respect to its population's quality of life. Perhaps not surprising to readers on this site, as the GDP has increased, the social health of the country has gone down--dramatically. Just think about it: divorce, for example, which can be emotionally devastating, usually creates two households--two rent payments, two sets of living room furniture, two sets of kitchen dishes, where before there were one. Divorce is good for the economy.
After 9/11, we were told to go shopping.

Interesting stuff (heh). The links at the bottom led me to the website for the late 1990s PBS series Affluenza. I knew there was a book of the same name, so I looked it up on Amazon. I've been meaning to read it for a while (along with The Two Income Trap). But considering the irony of a buying a book about how we buy too much stuff...I checked it out from the library instead.
Posted at 16:58 Permanent Link

Duke Nukem Forever timeline
Duke Nukem Forever timeline: "The rovers Spirit and Opportunity were proposed, authorized, announced, designed, launched and successfully landed upon Mars within the timeframe of Duke Nukem Forever's development."

It makes me feel sorry for the DNF team. No matter how good their game is (if it's ever released, that is) it will never be able to live up to the expectations set for it, and those set by its incredibly long development time.
Posted at 12:07 Permanent Link

Debian
Slashdot: Debian Leaders: We Need to Release More Often.

No shit?
Posted at 10:37 Permanent Link

Thu, 17 Mar 2005

Mystery Meat Navigation
Mystery Meat Navigation

When I worked at the U of M Libraries, we had this design firm that wanted to do the website in these "non-representational icons" as they called it. Fortunately, we put the kibosh on that idiotic idea.
Posted at 13:41 Permanent Link

Wild Parrots
The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill looks like a really cool movie.
Posted at 12:14 Permanent Link

Wed, 16 Mar 2005

Life Posters
This is cool: How to make a Life Poster with iPhoto.

JWZ liked it, so he wrote something similar with Perl.
Posted at 23:39 Permanent Link

Best retort ever
Hitchhiker's Guide FAQ:

The Daily Mail says this movie is a dog and will bomb
Yeah well, the Daily Mail also praised the Fascist movement. Their judgement hasn't improved much since then.

Posted at 17:42 Permanent Link

Just say no to DRM
Inquirer: Apple squeezes iTunes customers.

This is why I refuse to by digital files "protected" by DRM, no matter how nice the deal seems to be. There's no telling when the terms are going to change.

MP3 now, MP3 tomorrow, MP3 forever!

(Yes, yes. I did finally give up on my 5 year boycott of DVDs, proving that I do have limits. At least those are physical items that can't be taken away -- as long as at least one DVD player or DeCSS exists.)
Posted at 11:39 Permanent Link

Mon, 14 Mar 2005

Tiger, April 1st
If an Apple rumor site posts that Mac OS X 10.4 "Tiger" is going to be available April 1st, should you believe it?
Posted at 13:36 Permanent Link

Fri, 11 Mar 2005

No heat
Current temperature in my living room: 53.8 degrees F.

The heat in my apartment building stopped working sometime yesterday. brrrr
Posted at 11:59 Permanent Link

GroupServer
A colleague turned me on to GroupServer, an open source clone of Yahoo Groups's basic functionality: web accessable mailing list archives, file storage area, web-based administration.

After fighting with Mailman to get it to be a newsletter, not to mention being sick to death of its pathetic archiving (courtesy the world's lamest program, Pipermail), I'm ready to give GroupServer a shot.
Posted at 00:21 Permanent Link

Thu, 10 Mar 2005

404 Zen
Surfing around the Minnesota GOP website, I reached a state of 404 Zen with this message:

"You have reached a destination that does not exist."
Posted at 21:16 Permanent Link

Startups
Paul Graham (aka, Startup Millionaire) has a new essay about How to Start a Startup.

He says it's easier than you think.

I've often wanted to start my own company, but I have a couple things going against me.

1. A lack of good ideas (and how to make money off of them). I have lots of ideas that I would love to work on, but my communist Free Software sensibilities always nag me. I also tend to have ideas that I want to sell to people (like non-profits and political campaigns) that don't have any money.

2. I am not particularly fond of working all the time. I want to have a life, too. Working 80 hours a week for any period of time is insane. It leaves you with no personal time. However, if I was working on something I was really into, I'd probably be willing to work more.
Posted at 18:27 Permanent Link

Writing good emails
Stever (weird name) Robbins writes a good article about how to write your emails for maximum effectiveness. Doing things like he suggests makes a big difference in making sure your message gets through to your recipients...and it's amazing how few people follow these guidelines.

This makes me remember the article about how some absurd percentage of business email users were (essentially) functionally illiterate. Their emails were impossible to understand, which resulted in a huge chain of miscommunication as people replied wondering what they were talking about...and of course the people replying couldn't write either...

More and more, I think the ability to communicate effectively is the most important thing in business. It is a skill sadly lacking among many people I've worked with.
Posted at 13:36 Permanent Link

Tue, 8 Mar 2005

Wine
Tbogg: "Mrs. T gives a hearty 'thumbs-up' to ZD Wines Pinot Noir. I, on the other hand, recommend the iced tea since I don't drink alcohol and, at $12.50 per glass, have no intention of ever starting."

Heh.
Posted at 10:02 Permanent Link

Mon, 7 Mar 2005

Nerd Jokes
There's a thread on the Joel on Software forum about computer nerd jokes which gave me a chance to contribute my favorite:

A manager, engineer, and software developer are returning from a company retreat in the mountains. As they drive down the steep mountain road, their brakes fail, and their car careens down the slope. By some miracle, the car catches on a guiderail and comes to a stop.
They get out of the car to inspect the damage and figure out what to do next.
The manager says, "We must formulate an Action Plan that will utilize the Synergy of our three diverse skill sets to solve this problem. First, let's gather some requirements..."
From underneath the car, the engineer says, "No, that's a waste of time. I can see the brake line came off. I've got my leatherman right here. I'll just fix it and we can be on our way."
"Well," says the software developer, "before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the mountain and see if it happens again."

Posted at 15:28 Permanent Link

Sun, 6 Mar 2005

Court Watching
Jack Balkin: "My Prediction on the Ten Commandments Case: Justice O'Connor upholds five, strikes down five."

(might need to read about "Sandy Says" decisions to get that one)
Posted at 01:11 Permanent Link

Sat, 5 Mar 2005

Battlestar Galactica
A friend loaned me the new (2003) Battlestar Galactica mini-series to watch. The show's OK. The acting isn't all that great...but, come on, we are talking about the Sci-Fi Channel here.

What I was really impressed with was the physics. Asside from the standard SF deviation of FTL drives and the unstated existence of FTL communication, the space physics are very realistic.

The space ships have inertia. When their thrusters stop, the ship keeps moving. They flip around while still moving and attack. The fighters have gas thrusters to maneuver.

The weapons are kenetic: hypervelocity projectiles and nuclear-tipped missles. It would be interesting to see some laser weapons presented in a realistic way, but BSG doesn't have them at all.

It's really cool to see a SF show present space combat realisticly.

I'd be even more impressed if the show delt with the problems of light-speed sensors and communications. And then there's my favorite hobby horse, ever since I read Flying to Valhalla by Charles Pellegrino, the ultimate space warfare weapon: accelerating a ship/object to near-c and crashing it into your favored target (planet, sun, ship, whatever). Because it's flying nearly as fast as light, it's impossible to detect until it's too late. Because of relativity, the mass is huge. F=ma, so such a weapon would be very powerful.
Posted at 21:40 Permanent Link

Mon, 28 Feb 2005

Wa